Oh no, not another tot!
Now that I have been home for nearly two weeks, Antigua seems like such a long way away. Actually, it is when you travel home aboard Pandora, try 9+ days at sea and 1,600 miles.
Anyway, after only visiting Antigua for two seasons, I feel like the island has become a part of me. One major contributor to this has been my involvement in the “Tot Club” short for The Royal Naval Tot Club of Antigua and Barbuda, a group that I became a member of just before heading out to return home to CT a few weeks ago.
I first became aware of the group when Brenda and I were tied up in Nelson’s Dockyard, English Harbor last April. There was this mysterious group lined up in a circle. What were they? Druids? I was intrigued.
The group has met each day since july 31st, 1991 to carry on the tradition, ended on July 31st, 1970, of the British Navy of issuing a “tot” of rum each day and making one of seven proscribed daily toasts along with a toast to the Queen.
One thing lead to another and when I arrived in Antigua the following November, and was looking for interesting things to do with fellow participants in the Salty Dawg Rally, 55 boats worth, I thought it would be fun to have them participate in one of the evening toasts.
Mike and Ann, two of the senior members of the club, agreed and invited our group to participate in one of their meetings. While the club meets in various different locations around the English Harbor and Falmouth areas, we thought that the most fitting would be at Copper and Lumber, a wonderful historic building located in the Dockyard.
We assembled, some 40 of us, and easily outnumbered the Tot Club members in the inner courtyard at Copper and Lumber. It was a wonderful event and when I later did a survey of rally participants, it was one of the most popular events that we did.
Of course, I was really taken by the club, the tradition and the great folks that are members and just had to join. The problem is that in order to join you have to commit to taking seven tots over a 14 day period and, on top of that, have to memorize all sorts of facts about Lord Nelson and his battles. Yes, I am repeating myself as I have written about all this in a number of past posts but bear with me on this. If you feel compelled to read ALL of these posts, go to the search window and type in “Tot Club”. It’s that easy…
So, earlier in the spring, Brenda flew out of St Lucia and I returned to Antigua to prepare for my run north. I had nearly two weeks in Antigua to work on becoming a member. I began “totting” on a near daily basis. You might say “Bob, how hard can that be, taking a tot of rum each day?” Actually, I am not a big guy and don’t have a lot of “reserve buoyancy” to absorb that much rum.
At one point, when I called Brenda before I headed back to Pandora in the evenings, following yet another tot on my journey to become a member, “Bob, I can’t wait until you call me and your voice isn’t slurred.”
I’ll admit that there was more than one morning when I woke up, shall we say, not feeling my best. The problem is that an “aspiring member” must take a “full measure”, a solid two ounces, of rum in a “single go”, each evening. For me, that’s a lot of rum. Fortunately, once you are a full member you can pour your own, and don’t have to take a full two ounces, so it’s more manageable. I should note that on your first night, and the night you become a member, you have to take two tots. Those were not my best nights, according to Brenda. Me, I’m not sure I recall…
The Club is well known in Antigua and has members or guests with some pretty nice boats or homes who offer to host meetings of the club. One such event was held and sponsored by an aspiring member aboard Ashanti, a 115′ schooner. What a boat. I wrote about that event in this post. She’s spectacular and after leaving Antigua has begun a round the world journey via the Panama Canal.
The club was also hosted, twice, aboard an 80′ Oyster by a member, another spectacular venue.
And, another event at a home overlooking Falmouth Harbor. What a view.
So, after 8 days and more tots than I can count, or remember, I took my test and passed. And, let me tell you, I would not have passed if it weren’t for the help of Simon, a member that took nearly a half day to tutor me on the finer points of club and British Navy history along with facts about the various battles that Lord Nelson was involved in.
But, I passed, by the skin of my teeth, I expect. Here’s me and Simon on the night of my “induction” following my exhaustive oral testing by an official club “examiner”.
As well as Ann, my sponsor, and her husband and one of the founders of the club, Mike. If it weren’t for them I would not be a member.
I am looking forward to the arrival of the Salty Dawg Rally to Antigua next November and, as “Antigua Port Captain, the opportunity to introduce rally participants to The Royal British Navy Tot Club of Antigua and Barbuda. Just try saying that three times fast after a ” full measure”. And, believe me, that’s way easier than memorizing all that Nelson lore.
So, now I am a proud member of the club and am happy to have the “white ensign” hanging in my office here at home. I’ll be sure to have it aboard Pandora when I return to Antigua in November.
It was a long and hazy journey but I became an official Tot Club member and I look forward to returning to Antigua in the fall.
Oh yeah, a tradition of the club is for members returning to the island to bring something to share that is emblematic of the returning members home country. So, what food is uniquely American? American cheese? Hmmm…
I’ll have to think about that for a bit. Perhaps after another tot it will become clear. Uniquely American, uniquely American?
Oh no, that’s going to take a lot of tots.



As a point of interest, when Brenda and I were newly weds back in the 70s, we took a car trip to Nova Scotia and went for a day sail on Blue Nose II. I still remember that day and oddly, the sweater that Brenda knitted and wore aboard. She’s been knitting nearly every day since then but that’s another story.
Over the years Brian has done very well for himself, building fishing boats, ferry boats, oil rig support ships and most recently he won a contract to build a number of USCG cutters. That’s pretty neat and apparently his first military contract.
After many years Brian still had that dream to build a replica of Columbia and finally realized his dream when she was launched in 2014. This photo shows the original Columbia and Brian’s Columbia sailing together. How dey do dat?
Anyway, all of this is background for my chance visit aboard Columbia when I was in Antigua. As port captain for the
A while later she participated in the “parade of ships” into historic English Harbor. My buddy Franklin sitting on the starboard side in the stern.
On her way out of the harbor. Big boat.
On the dock in English Harbor, looking regal. Nothing quite like a schooner bow to set the heart a racing.
Lovely sweep to her deck. All that blue tape is because she was getting her varnish freshened.
Big forward deck still wet from the morning shower.
Serious wheel. True to her heritage complete with her name cast into the rim.
I was particularly struck by her no-nonsense traveler hardware on the main boom. Huge shackles and a really neat central attachment fitting. Note the leather covers on the shell blocks in the lower right. Beautifully stitched.
An impressive mix of hardware at the main mast.
And, of course, classic lignum vite dead-eyes and beautifully served stays.
How about the fitting for the goose neck and the wonderfully machined belaying pins. Note the leather padding under each pin. Nice touch.
The day that I visited they were just cleaning up from racing mode so my shot wasn’t as elegant as this. It’s a stunning spot, a perfect place to enjoy a G&T, I’d say. I’ll take extra lime in mine!
The chef proudly showed me the freezer. Lots of room to keep the crew well fed.
The salon was very comfortable, like a real home. Catch the watertight doors. Really impressive and the boat has a number of watertight bulkheads as she was built to a very high safety standard. How about the tufted leather settee cushions?
Lovely view forward, complete with watertight bulkheads and the forward mast beautifully varnished. Bummer about the port list. The photographer, not Columbia.
It’s hard to get a good shot of the sleeping cabins but I was able to find one from a professional photographer . And, yes, I got permission… I would sleep there! I’d even make my own bed. However, I expect that the Stew wouldn’t approve of my bed making skills, I know Brenda doesn’t.
Of course, what’s a schooner without fishing dories? These competed in the Gig Races in English Harbor and did well, I expect. I understand that the were built in Nova Scotia very recently.
So, there you have it. A boy with a dream and a man who fulfilled that dream.
Montauk light. Almost home.
Visibility was closing in by the mile.
The closer to shore we got the thicker the fog. The Orient Point ferry emerged ominously from the low hanging fog bank off of New London.
Nearly there, the mouth of the CT River.
The last time I passed this point was the third week of October, last year.
After nearly 4,000 miles under Pandora’s keel since passing this point last fall and 9 days since leaving Antigua, we were home and none the worse for wear.
We pulled the top of the sail through the front of the dodger so we could work on it under cover.
After a lot of discussion on what the best fix would be, we decided to drill holes in the sail and thread lengths of super-strong Dynema rope to support it. Good thing I have a large tool and spare parts selection aboard.
Several hours, nine holes and a bunch of knots later…
All done. Not beautiful but plenty strong.
The “better side”.
George and Bob put the sail back into the mast slides as I was still feeling a bit shaky from my run up the mast.
And, speaking of my time “aloft”, I had a few bruises to prove that it was a rough ride. This one was particularly tender. Not sure what I banged into but I thought that it was pretty impressive.
The inside of both thighs from clinging to the mast. “Thanks for sharing Bob! Disgusting, really!”
Ok, if you insist. The insides of both arms. I was really clutching the mast with all my might. Superman I’m not, but I was clutching the mast “super hard”.
As rough as it was the day I went up the mast, a few days later, not so rough. Once you get north of Bermuda the winds are all over the place if there is any wind at all.
We ended up motoring something like 100 hours and yet still managed to sail between 800 and 900 miles and sometimes at near double digit speeds for days at a time. I wrote about
One of them slowly swam toward Pandora until he/she was only about 2′ from our hull and suddenly realized how close we were. And with a violent splash, turned away. They really look primeval.
All and all, we had a good run and in spite of 100 hours of motoring, we still made very good time, nearly 180 miles per day for 1,600 miles, over the bottom.