Nothing goes to weather like a 737.
It’s Saturday and today we put the finishing touches on getting our (land) home ready for a long winter snooze while we’re south aboard Pandora. There’s antifreeze in the boiler, I’ll blow out all the domestic water pipes with a compressor, put antifreeze in the toilets and run it through the pumps in the dishwasher and washing machine. After all of that is done, along with setting more mousetraps, we will jump in the rental car and head to our friend Craig’s home for a visit and a snooze. Then on to MD on Sunday, Christmas Eve, to see our family for Christmas.
Yes, you go it, we will be driving through NY on Christmas Eve! Driving through NY on Christmas Eve? No problem… Brenda would fight her way through the flames of hell to be with our son Rob, his family, our still new granddaughter Tori (still remarkably cute and so smart, BTW) and our son Christopher who is flying in from CA. It will be a full house and it’s going to be great.
It’s hard to believe that we are about to head south for our 6th winter afloat and second in the eastern Caribbean. I can hardly believe that I have been retired for six years now. How’d dat happen?
Perhaps almost as astounding, if a seemingly random addition to this post, is that our monthly healthcare insurance premiums, I am under 65 thank you very much, have gone from $500 to $2,200 a month during that same time frame. But that’s another story so all I’ll say for now is that the system is clearly broken when any family of two with an income above the $66,000 Obamacare subsidy cutoff, should somehow be able to pay $26,500 a year for healthcare coverage and that’s before they even go to the doctor and begin to work off their $5,000 per person deductible. So much for the “affordable care act” being affordable.
Anyway, I’ll return to heading south.
Back in the day, when we didn’t sail overnight, we used to say that it took a whole day of motoring/sailing to go the same distance, about 55 miles, that we could cover by car in a single hour.
Fast forward more years than I care to admit, my runs are much longer and involve multiple overnights at sea but the comparison still, sort of, holds.
Let me explain. This fall it took me a total of nearly 13 days at sea to get to Antigua, including a stop in Hampton VA where I joined the Salty Dawg fleet. By comparison, a direct flight from Newark NJ to Antigua takes the better part of a day, call it 13 hours if you include the time getting to and from the airport. So, as a very loose comparison, it takes an hour in a plane, including ground transport, to cover what takes a full 24 hours in a boat.
Ok, perhaps the comparison is a stretch but it seems to me that there is a certain symmetry to the whole thing after all these years. The point is that many of us, for some reason, still choose to go really, really slowly in a boat in order to spend time on the water. However, I guess it’s not that odd if you subscribe to the perspective that “the journey is the destination”.
Of course, there are plenty of times on a long voyage, the journey part, when a loud in-my-head voiced yells, “are we there yet?” or perhaps more to the point, “Bob, will we ever f*&%$#% get there?”
Somehow, after all the days at sea, finally arriving at a spectacular destination, that the “are we there yet” thoughts fade away and are replaced by “wow, this is a beautiful spot” and the “I’ll never do that again” somehow seems worth it. Inexplicably those annoying days aren’t that bad when the are balanced against the great stories you can tell, again and again. It seems that the human spirit is really terrific at making lemon-aid out of lemons.
Yes, sometimes being aboard can be tough when things aren’t going well but what makes it worthwhile is moments like first light in a peaceful harbor.
Or when a morning shower gives way to a double rainbow.
Or ending the day with a beautiful sunset…
Watching a full moon rise over the hills.
Or a full moon in the twilight at sea with a single sailboat on the horizon.
Or dropping anchor for the first time in a new harbor.
But, perhaps best of all, it’s about slowing down and making new friends or meeting up with old ones that you haven’t seen for months or years for sundowners.
However, when you absolutely, positively have to get there to be with family for the holidays, there’s no question that a 737 goes to weather better than a 737.
Enjoy the holidays and, if it floats your particular boat, Merry Christmas!
Editor: It this post seems a bit more strained than normal, just try writing while blowing out the pipes, setting mouse traps, picking up the rental car….



Of course, it really got me thinking about what’s in store for our run south after Christmas when we return to Antigua.
We saw ferns that were impossibly tall.
I did the whole “Tarzan” thing over a stream. Twice, just to prove I could.
Of course, we visited a beautiful waterfall.
And met some wonderful local folks. like this woman in a local market wearing traditional Caribbean garb. It’s worth noting that this market wasn’t in an area frequented by many tourists so she wasn’t dressed like this “just for show”.
Unlike many of the islands further north, including the BVIs that are pretty arid, there is considerable rainfall here to support a wide variety of agriculture which makes for lots to choose from in the local markets.
We enjoyed visiting Dominica and are hopeful that the forests will recover quickly.
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And, speaking of “where in the world is Pandora”, which I was, kinda,
The holidays are always a busy time but this year is particularly nutty as we are visiting MD three times, and it’s not just around the corner, in a single month. I’ll also be putting up and taking down holiday decorations as well as winterizing our home and setting tons of mouse traps before we head back to Antigua. It’s a whirlwind and after less than ten days here off to MD again for Tori’s first birthday. Crazy travel or not, it’s a real treat to see her an her parents three times in a single month.
She can’t be missed, with her distinctive yellow funnel.
Oddly, as I took this shot, the crew didn’t pluck me from my rubber boat for a tour. However, personal tour aside, as she is very popular charter yacht, there are plenty of great photos on various sites. “So, Bob, how much does it cost to charter her”? Well, as J.P. once said “if you have to ask, you can’t afford it”. But, since you asked, a few years ago the rate was $555,000 a week during the high season. Heck, off season, you can get her for just a tad over a half mil. “Holy mega-extravagance Batman.” And I thought Pandora cost a lot to maintain.
Brenda and I have a dining table on Pandora.
Actually, this coffee table is about the size of Pandora’s dining table.
And we have companionway stairs too although ours are different, they are brown.
And, of course, we have our own bed. However, I have to climb over her to get into my corner. If we had this bed, I’d still want to… Never mind.
Speaking of that, perhaps a dip in one of the two pools to cool myself off would be more in keeping with this blog’s PG rating.
No need to declare “adult swim!” as the kids can use the other pool on the bow.
All and all, a remarkable boat, yacht, ship. Whatever, shes something. Want to learn more,
Things held together pretty well and it was only Jim’s eagle eye one night that averted disaster when the fitting on the boom that holds the tack of the main broke. A few minutes longer and the main would have ripped from tack to leech. I dropped the main immediately and went to work lashing the clew to the boom and mast.
And, speaking of sailing, or at least motor sailing as the engine did run 100+ hours on our way south, Pandora is a fairly light boat and can sail at a reasonable pace, assuming her main isn’t ripped to shreds, in wind as light as 10-12kts so I was fairly confident that we’d be able to make it all the way without using up the 155-175 gallons of fuel that we had on board. I use that capacity as a liberal estimate, as I really don’t know exactly how much of the fuel we have in our tanks we can actually use. It turns out that the one “50 gallon” tank we ran dry, only took 38 gallons to refill. I do wonder about the other two that supposedly hold 50 gallons. Before learning that at least one tank is smaller than advertised, I assumed that we held 150 gallons between the three tanks and another 25 in Jerry jugs. Now, I’m not so sure. I guess I’ll have to run the other two tanks dry and hope that the engine doesn’t quit at an “inopportune” moment. Having a boat where only three were built is always a bit of a “scavenger hunt” any time I need something.
Preparing three meals a day along with keeping things clean down below, staying in touch with Chris Parker’s twice daily SSB nets and checking in with the fleet keeps me pretty busy. I also like to do a daily blog post when conditions are reasonable and that burns up a few hours.
Anyway, we made it and were one of the first boats to arrive in Falmouth Antigua. I tied up at the Antigua Yacht Club Marina where I stayed until Brenda joined me and got settled, nearly a week. Chris and Jim had to head out the very next day so I made sure that before they left that they had the best breakfast in Falmouth or Antigua, at the Admiral’s Inn.
Yes, it was really tasty and my crew, they sure look happy. Hope it’s not because they FINALLY had a decent breakfast.
I rarely tie up at a marina but the convenience of just stepping onto the dock is pretty intoxicating, as was the wine I shared with other Dawgs on the dock, I’ll admit. Besides, if I’d anchored out I would have been all alone and you know how much I hate that.
So, the “awards”…
Of course, when you take upwards of 100 boats out on the ocean for long passages, stuff breaks. So, how about prizes for the worst luck?
But wait, it gets worse… or better, depending on how competitive you are I suppose. It’s up to you to decide which of the two couples won this round. From my perspective, it seems to me that they are both real winners.
Another very strong contender in the “really terrible luck” category were Mike and Daniella on ZigZag, who in spite of “zigzagging” on their way south, trying to stay out of trouble, somehow managed to get struck by lightening, loosing nearly all of their electronic systems, hundreds of miles from shore… That’s terrible luck in my book and certainly worthy of recognition. How about a bottle of wine from Covent Gardens Grocery.
And, the whole point of the “tail of the Dawg” party was to recognize the last boat to arrive, the one that missed nearly all of the events. And that distinction want to Pete and Irene on Destiny. They missed nearly all of the parties. Their prize?A $200EC gift certificate to Club Sushi. Not a bad deal. Heck, they can have their own party.
Oh yeah, one more. How could I forget all the wonderful support I received from Suzanne on Suzi Too who pitched in with the morning net and saved me on the night of the arrival party, checking in over 100 Dawgs and making sure that everybody paid. And, that doesn’t even count the Ladies Lunch, cookouts on the beach and numerous other fun things she cooked up. Thanks Suzanne. Her prize? A one-of-a-kind hand made Salty Dawg Mug from the BVIs commissioned by Bill and Linda, founders of the rally.
So, there you have it, Tales FROM and the Tail OF the Dawgs. Perhaps not one of my most scintillating posts but hey, I think that the prizes made the Dawgs wag their tails.