She’s back in her shed. Back to real life for me.
It’s Monday afternoon, I am alone aboard and the boat is all snug in her slip, er shed. We arrived in Ft Lauderdale at dawn today, just as the eastern horizon was brightening.
Now, here’s an amazing coincidence… You may recall that the first thing I saw as I boarded the ferry in New London to join the boat was a sub and, as luck would have it, that was the last thing I saw as we headed into the Port Everglades channel into Ft Lauderdale. No AIS but I am pretty confident that she wasn’t the USS New Mexico. Note the port running light. How about subs as bookends to an amazing trip? You can’t make this stuff up. Really…
It looked like Ft Lauderdale had it’s own little rain cloud hanging over it. Well, not so little.
As we entered the channel, we passed this pontoon boat heading out. Back in the early 70s everyone thought it would be a great idea to make an artificial reef out of two million discarded tires tied together and sunk off of the beach.
Well, it turned out to be a really bad idea as nothing will grown on them and now the fastenings that hold all of them together are breaking down and tires are beginning to wash up on the beach. Some have even drifted as far north as the Carolinas. Oops. This guy has the contract to remove them one by one and he’s only able to go out about half the time and brings in something like 30 tires at a time. Do the math. 2,000,000 divided by 30 tires.
Coincidentally, way back when, the project was christened “The Osborne Reef”. No relation, I assure you. Besides, they spell it with an “e”.
Like so many best laid plans, the reef “seemed like a good idea at the time”, Oops! It’s going to take years and years to fix as they began removing tires back in 2009 and they aren’t even part way done. This guy will probably be at this project for the rest of his life. And you wondered where those tires off of your old AMC Hornet went, Sheryl. Now you know
Just after clearing the 17th street bridge we turned left into the first canal. It looked impossibly tight to me.
We approached the boat house on the left. It’s the only facility like it in Florida. It was originally built to house a boat that one of the owner’s cousins has and still keeps there. It costs $12,500 a month to keep your boat here, and they have to pay year round, even if they aren’t there, so they don’t loose their spot.
Sometimes they find themselves paying for three slips at the same time in various places so they won’t loose their spot. Speaking of “slips” that word sounds entirely to tiny for such a big space. Perhaps “maw” would be more descriptive word. “Let’s keep the yacht in the MAW tonight boss”.
As we approached my pulse started to rise and I was just a spectator. “No biggie, we’ve done this thousands of times although it’s a bit trickier in the dark.” Show-off!
The distance between the shed opening and the far side of the canal is shorter than the boat is long. This means that they have to put the bow into the shed on an angle and slowly work the stern around without raking down the side of the 80′ sailboat that’s tied up across the canal. As all of this is happening, the captain can’t even see the stern and has to rely on the First Mate Pete to guide him. “2′ clearance Cap, you’re in great shape.” Really, 2′?
The chef, stationed up on the bow, held up fingers to let the captain know how much distance there was between the starboard bow and tons of concrete. At one point just two fingers went up. Two feet and they didn’t even have a fender out in case things went south. No fenders out because there wasn’t enough room to squeeze in a fender between the boat and dock. YIIIKES!
Easing into the slip? Maw? Cave? Oh S#$%! For scale, the three doors in front of the bow are full sized garage doors.
Anybody have a tub of KY?
I couldn’t believe it. No fenders and a perfect fit with less than two feet on each side…
And it looked like less to port. Like a glove.
“Look Captain Mark, I can touch the bow with my hand.”
She doesn’t look all that big in the shed after all. Besides, she shares it with 5 other boats. Big shed indeed
Cool as a cucumber, Captain Mark, completing his log. All settled without a scratch.
What do you say Brenda? Want to try that with Pandora. No, that would be a CLM (Career Limiting Move) for sure. I’ll leave this sort of maneuvering to the pros.
So here I am alone aboard as everyone bolted shortly after securing the last line and washing the salt off. I can’t say that I blame them as they haven’t had a break in 3 1/2 months.
In a few days they will be hard at work again chipping (poor choice of words) away at Captain Mark’s to-do list. No rest for the weary.
Me? I’m flying back home tomorrow to renew work on my own list. I expect that the lawn will need mowing. Real life, here I come.
Captain Mark? Need crew? Take me away. I may be available but not until I finish remodeling the master bath.
Oh yeah. I had a blast.



As I headed out of the bridge, I was struck by how humid it was and I am pretty confident that the camera felt the same way as the lens steamed up immediately. In the cabin I have taken to wearing a jacket as it’s fairly cold most of the time. “Poor downtrodden Bob, he has to wear a little sweater.”
Interestingly, the sky was clear of clouds in every direction except to the east over the Gulf Stream. Because of the massive amount of warm water pushing north, the GS creates it’s own weather with thunderheads popping up without much warning.
Today is going to be a beautiful day and we will be blessed with another easy smooth day powering our way down the Florida coast.
I haven’t poked my head outside since we left Greenport NY and was stunned to see how much warmer it is after just two days. It’s pretty chilly aboard as the AC is running all the time. And it has to be on as the carpets are silk and the wallpaper is delicate bamboo. Very light and airy.
There is a very nice and secure walk area down the side of the boat. It’s a beautiful spot to stand and watch the world go by. Beautiful teak decks and a perfectly varnished rail. It’s a lot of work to keep up all of this and hours a day are spent making sure that all parts of the boat are clean and polished.
I spend 8 hours a day sitting in the right helm seat. Very comfortable.
My four hours spent in each watch passes quickly as there is a lot to keep track of . And, when Captain Mark isn’t filling in the log each hour with all sorts of vital stats, we have plenty to talk about. I’d love to share some of his stories he’s told me about his years afloat but I might be tossed overboard if don’t keep my mouth shut.
As my watch was ending this morning Chef came to the bridge and asked what we’d like for breakfast. How about an omlet and toast? Ok, if you insist. I resisted the impulse to photograph what turned out to be a perfectly cooked cheese omelet. Yum! Ten minutes later I took my plate down to the galley to put it in the dishwasher and you’d never know that anyone ever cooked there. If Pandora had a galley like this my biscuits would be even better. Of course, the weight of the granite counters alone would sink her.
This is the crew mess, where we take our meals. The TV is always going and there is an endless selection of chips and cookies. “Bob, pace yourself!” “Ok, I’ll have an orange.”
Safety aboard is key so there is a laminated disaster plan and boat schematic posted for everyone to see.
Perhaps I’ll spend some time today hanging out at the stern watching the wake behind us. What a sight.
So what next? I asked Anthony, the engineer, to spend some more time with me checking out the engine room and systems. The machinery that keeps us moving, comfortable and safe is very complex and he has to be capable of fixing just about anything that can go wrong along the way.
Say what you will, this is fun. Totally!
The fuel truck pulled up and fed her 3,000 gallons of diesel. The boat carries 15,000 gallons, about the same amount that a semi truck that services gas stations holds. The truck looked pretty small next to us.
For the trip we will use about 3,000 gallons or 1,000 per day of fuel. Don’t worry, that includes the 100k generator too. Whew, for a moment you thought that was how much the main engines used. Nope, they only use about 900 gallons per day. The generator uses a little less than 100 gallons per day. Oh yeah, and nobody worries about water. Use all you want as their water maker puts out, well plenty.
The bridge is amazing with redundant equipment for everything. Very comfy chairs.
And, then there is the communication equipment. That’s Captain Mark. Nice guy. Besides, he loves catboats, just like me and Brenda. Double nice.
There are monitors everywhere to keep the crew appraised of any possible problems. This screen monitors the fuel and water tanks.
Love the schematic to let you know exactly where in the boat something may be amiss.
The engineer, a great Aussie, gave me a tour of the engine room. We had to wear hearing protection as it’s REALLY NOISY in there. However, outside of that room, it’s very quiet and on the upper levels, you wouldn’t be able to tell that the engines are on if it were not for the low vibration. It’s so clean you could eat off of the floor. I expect that isn’t allowed as someone might leave a mess. “who left that banana peel in the bilge?”
There are monitors all over the ship but this is “command central” in the engine room. Looks like the control wall for a power plant.
The engineer says A-OK, ready for liftoff…
Amid all the high tech gear Mark has put together a simple Captain-Mark-made sling cyclometer for measuring the dewpoint. It’s funny to see such a rudimentary piece of equipment among all the other amazing gear. Aboard a yacht like this nearly everything is complex, by design and EVERYTHING has an alarm built in to keep you on your toes with the possible exception of this nifty gadget. No wait, if someone was to “sling” it and rap it against something I expect that Captain Mark would make quite a noise.
So, how about the view from my cabin? Of course, there are blackout shades on these portholes in the cabin and head to make the cabin dark as night. They are motorized of course.
Last but not least, there’s Hillary. It’s alarming to see her just standing there in the “media room”. How appropriate given her near constant presence in our lives these days. I have to pass her each time I head to my cabin.
Well, that’s all for now. With nearly 300 miles under our keel in a single day, that’s a lot of peddling, especially directly into the wind.
Tomorrow at around 7:30 we will shove off and visit the fuel dock. I am told that she burns about 1,000 gallons per day when underway. Our cruising speed is 12kts. She will make the trip about twice as fast as Pandora. She’s big, like a floating condo and a large one at that.
Perhaps more than you want to see about partially finished subs but I sort of liked the shot from this angle. She sure looks like she means business. Nice crane.
Seeing a sub under construction was neat but seeing one steaming into the harbor was even better. I think that she was the New Mexico, the sub that I encountered last summer off of Groton as I passed by. I think it’s her because I had heard from the chief of the boat, who I have been corresponding with told me that they were in town, would be out for a week or so on maneuvers and then would be back. Well, it looks like they are back and I was lucky enough to be there when she arrived.
As she passed I was able to get a great shot of the crew on deck. I expect that there is a very well established pecking order as to who gets to ride up in the sail. They probably don’t draw straws or play rock, paper, scissors. “get down from there skipper, I won your spot fair and square”.
Big boat. Long way from the sail to the tail fin, if that’s what they call it.
How about the gunboat riding shotgun as she came into the harbor. I waved to him and he waved back. Not sure he was smiling though. Probably not allowed. I wonder why they wear camo colored uniforms. If they are trying to blend in, it’s not working even a little bit. I’d think that a nice beach pattern with a delicate cerulean blue and sand tan motif would be much more fetching.
Anyway, it’s going to be an amazing trip and I can’t wait to get underway in the morning. I was warned that I’d have to watch what I ate aboard or I’d surely gain ten pounds on the trip. After dinner tonight, I believe that the risk is real. Grilled chicken breasts with fresh tomato and shiitake mushrooms with orzo along with asparagus and well, let’s just say that it was amazing.
And my cabin. Wow! TV too. The steward even left the drawers open so I’d know that there was a place for me to unpack.
The bathroom is larger than mine at home. Note: I use the guest bath as Brenda doesn’t like to share. I know my place.
And there’s even a bath tub. And I don’t have to share with anyone. I wonder how much the water sloshes in a seaway? Hmm… Better not push my luck.
Well, I had better sign off as tomorrow is going to be an exciting day. My watch tomorrow night and every night after that, will be from 04:00 to 08:00 with the captain.