{"id":4769,"date":"2015-08-05T19:12:38","date_gmt":"2015-08-05T19:12:38","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.sailpandora.com\/?p=4769"},"modified":"2015-08-05T19:19:07","modified_gmt":"2015-08-05T19:19:07","slug":"is-pandora-a-yacht-or-a-boat-hmm","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.sailpandora.com\/?p=4769","title":{"rendered":"Is Pandora a Yacht or a boat?  Hmm&#8230;"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>As Brenda and I have progressed over the years from our humble beginnings sailing a 20&#8242; Cape Cod catboat to larger vessels \u00a0I have often wondered when or should I say IF, we have\u00a0made the transition from boating to the blue blazer yachting set.<\/p>\n<p>Some say that the definition of a yacht is &#8220;any boat that is bigger than yours?&#8221; \u00a0That rings true for me but I expect that there are other, perhaps better definitions.<\/p>\n<p>Webster&#8217;s Dictionary has a wholly unsatisfying one&#8230;. \u00a0&#8220;A large boat used for racing or pleasure.&#8221; \u00a0Sorry Webster but that&#8217;s just not doing it for me.<\/p>\n<p>Perhaps a better, more descriptive definition, such as it is, comes from \u00a0a recent article at <a href=\"http:\/\/www.boat.com\">www.boat.com<\/a>\u00a0\u00a0The author offers several categories that a boat must fit into in order to even be considered for &#8220;yachtiness&#8221;.<\/p>\n<p>They include:<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;Size and Price:&#8221; \u00a0As far as size is concerned, in an informal poll of those who should know the answer to such things, the minimum size that will qualify as a yacht is 33&#8242;. \u00a0I don&#8217;t know where that particular size comes from but have seen that referenced before. \u00a0Well, Pandora is 47&#8242; so &#8220;Check&#8221; on the S&amp;P scale.<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;Yacht Attitude:&#8221; \u00a0Well, I&#8217;d say that Pandora, with her muscular profile and hard dodger,\u00a0qualifies on that score. \u00a0 \u00a0She certainly turns heads based on the number of questions I get about her.<\/p>\n<p>Next is &#8220;Time and Money:&#8221; \u00a0This question assumes that you are willing to spend the considerable time and money required to keep your yacht from slipping into the obscurity and decayed state of &#8220;boatiness&#8221;. \u00a0Well, I sure qualify on those scores. However, he goes on to suggest that for the owner to do the work themselves will lead to a large discount on the yacht quotient.<\/p>\n<p>Oh well, I&#8217;ll have to think about that a bit. \u00a0But wait, all is not lost. I could sell Pandora and trade down to a 33 footer and hire someone to work on her with the money I save but that&#8217;s a real non-starter for Brenda so I guess the problem remains.<\/p>\n<p>Finally, a key in all of this is about the attitude of the owner. \u00a0He says, &#8220;If you are more Grey Poupon than French\u2019s mustard, more monogrammed than markdown, and more Topsider than sneaker&#8230;&#8221; This means that you are a yachtsman.<\/p>\n<p>Well, I own several jars of Grey Poupon, use them up regularly so I have to buy more and have many mogrammed shirts, bags etc . \u00a0However, I can not tell a lie and I do LOVE getting stuff on sale. \u00a0I also have Topsiders. but they are a bit shabby.<\/p>\n<p>So, how does all this add up for Pandora? Is she a yacht of a lowly boat? \u00a0 Such are the pressing questions of the universe.<\/p>\n<p>Still confused? \u00a0All is not lost and to sum this up in a more scientific way, he offers five questions to confirm, or not, your status.<\/p>\n<p>Of course, not to put too fine a point on it, \u00a0but all yachts are indeed boats but not all boats are yachts.<\/p>\n<p>So, is Pandora a yacht? \u00a0 \u00a0According to the author, &#8220;If any more than three of the following five items\u00a0are true, you pass the test:&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;1. You refer to your boat as \u201cshe\u201d rather than \u201cit\u201d. &#8221; \u00a0I pass on this one. \u00a0Note that &#8220;she&#8221; is repeated often in my posts and several times in this one.<br \/>\n&#8220;2. Maintenance and upgrades are done by someone else.&#8221; \u00a0Oops? \u00a0I pay for those things that I can&#8217;t or won&#8217;t do. \u00a0If I had more $$ I&#8217;d hire EVERYTHING out. Promise&#8230; \u00a0However, I am not willing to trade down to be able to afford to have someone else do the work for me. \u00a0Besides, when I am cruising I have to be able to fix stuff as there isn&#8217;t anyone else there to do it for me. boat or yacht. \u00a0And, I hate being aboard a broken boat er: yacht.<br \/>\n&#8220;3. You deduct the loan payments by considering the boat as a second home.&#8221; \u00a0Hmm&#8230; That seems like a very materialistic way to look at it and in direct conflict with the &#8220;if you have to ask how much it costs, you can&#8217;t afford it&#8221; set. \u00a0\u00a0However, we spend half of the year aboard, so she&#8217;s a yacht on that point, deduction or not.<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;4. Etiquette and clean feet are more important to you on board than on dry land.&#8221; Yahoo!!! A big win for me on this!!! \u00a0How may &#8220;yachties&#8221; do you know who have been dubbed &#8220;the nicest anal retentive person I have ever met&#8221;? \u00a0That would be me.<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;5. Gawkers from the dock often say \u201cNice yacht,\u201d with a straight face&#8221; \u00a0 Hmm&#8230; \u00a0I guess you&#8217;ll have to stand on the dock and listen.<\/p>\n<p>So, there you have it, I think. \u00a0 Is Pandora a yacht? \u00a0Hmm&#8230; Well she seems pretty yachty to me and besides, when I am close to a dock, she seems HUGE too.<\/p>\n<p>I guess that yachty, like beauty, is in the eyes of he beholder so I&#8217;ll have to ask you, dear reader, what you think.<\/p>\n<p>Is Pandora a boat or yacht?<\/p>\n<p>Before you blurt out your answer, this is Pandora, lest your memory is short.\u00a0<a href=\"http:\/\/www.sailpandora.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/05\/5-27-15a-007.jpg\"><img fetchpriority=\"high\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-4622\" src=\"http:\/\/www.sailpandora.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/05\/5-27-15a-007.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"700\" height=\"525\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.sailpandora.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/05\/5-27-15a-007.jpg 700w, https:\/\/www.sailpandora.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/05\/5-27-15a-007-300x225.jpg 300w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 700px) 100vw, 700px\" \/><\/a>Still unsure? \u00a0Want more information? \u00a0You can go right to the source and read the\u00a0<a href=\"http:\/\/www.boats.com\/on-the-water\/entertainment\/when-is-a-boat-also-a-yacht\">full article.<\/a><\/p>\n<p>I rest my case.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>As Brenda and I have progressed over the years from our humble beginnings sailing a 20&#8242; Cape Cod catboat to larger vessels \u00a0I have often wondered when or should I say IF, we have\u00a0made the transition from boating to the blue blazer yachting set. 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